Bad Red Sox Haiku

Stares down the batter

Intensity on his face

Beckett always wins

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Last night we found out

How much Kevin Youkilis

Loves Comerica

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Manny, where art thou?

Your bat’s not in the lineup

We miss you a lot

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Ellsbury runs well

His thirteen steals leads the league

Run, Jacoby, run!

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Sean Casey’s a guy

Who knows what ballplayers like

Steaks for everyone!