The Colts and Commercial Boy are presently 11-0, having just dispatched the Houston Texans-whom,it shall be noted, had a 17-point lead at one time. Just like the Pats did a couple weeks ago. Yay. Just more icing on the shitcake that has thus far been the 2009 sports season...let me tell you, if the Colts even sniff the Super Bowl, then this is going down as the worst sports year on record.
First, the Lakers. Kobe wins a Shaq-less championship and all the world pays breathless homage. Shit. Where the fuck was LeBron when you really needed him?
Then the Yankees. Man, I am so glad there were all these people who didn't want to overpay for Mark Teixeira. They must be very happy, counting up all that saved coin while the Yanks were basking in their 27th ticker-tape parade.
Now...ugh. I can’t even think about it. The Colts going to the Super Bowl, I mean. It can't happen. It WON'T happen! Not all my mortal enemies in the SAME YEAR! WHAT did I do to deserve this??? Even a crappy Old Testament God wouldn't be THAT malevolent, would he?? Would he??????....Ahhhh, fuck the Colts and Commercial Boy. Those pansy-asses are going down, in their first playoff appearance, like they always do. For the sake of my sanity, they had better.
Man, I *miss* 2004...2007...