What would it cost to get this guy in a Red Sox uniform? Because whatever it is, I'll pay it. C'mon, Cards, everybody has their price. What do you want? Buchholz? Lester? Youkilis? All three? A black market kidney? A ticket to the Mir space station? Fine. I'll pay it, we'll work out the details later. Just sign here, son, and your #21 will be ready and waiting for you.
It is a privilege to be in the generation of fans that can say we saw you in your prime. Congratulations, Prince Albert.
(And btw, I would love to know which writer gave Yunel Escobar a fifth-place vote.)