Cindy With a "C"

Lots of chatter around the internet about the guy in the audience of a town hall meeting who asked John McCain if he really did call his wife a cunt in front of his campaign workers in 1992. McCain sidestepped the question, saying that that sort of language wasn't fit for all those nice people at the meeting to hear-which doesn't explain why it was ok for him to say it in front of God and everybody, but whatever. Here's what he really wanted to say:

Anyway, people...relax. At least this time, he wasn't telling a lie.